WTF Is Happening To My Body?

Feeling like your body’s gone rogue? 😩

Hormones all over the place. Brain fog that won’t quit. Moods swinging like a pendulum on espresso.

You’re not “just getting older”, you’re going through perimenopause.

But here’s the good news: you’re not broken, and you don’t have to go through it alone. 💛

This isn’t a hot flush survival guide — it’s a rally cry for your second spring.

What’s This Ebook All About?

Straight Talk & Smart Science

Get clear explanations of what’s happening to your hormones, brain, and body — without the jargon or fluff. Real stories. Real strategies. Real relief.

Emotional Support That Hits Home

Mood swings, identity shifts, feeling invisible… we go there. This isn’t just about night sweats. It’s about you, your voice, your needs, your sanity.

Practical Tools You’ll Actually Use

From symptom trackers to sleep hacks to libido lifelines — every page is filled with stuff that makes life smoother (or at least survivable) during the chaos of perimenopause.

Is This Ebook Right for Me?

This is for you if:

✅ You’re between 35–50 and feel like your body’s switched owners overnight

✅ You’re sick of Googling symptoms at 2am and getting 17 different answers

✅ You’re wondering if you’re losing your mind or just losing estrogen

✅ You want to feel informed, not ignored — and maybe even laugh along the way

✅ You’ve tried “just dealing with it” and you’re done being polite about it

Whether you’re in early perimenopause or deep in the trenches, this is your permission slip to understand what’s happening and finally feel seen.

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What’s Included?

📘 Full Ebook (PDF) — A Menopause Survival Saga: Volume 1

• 7 chapters packed with hormone science, symptom support, emotional insight, and lived experiences.
• Covers everything from hot flashes to identity crises, libido shifts to bloating, rage to brain fog — all explained in a way that actually makes sense.

🎧 1-Hour Audiobook (MP3)

• Pop it on during your walk, commute, or bath — perfect for when you’re too tired to read or just need someone in your ear who gets it.

🗂️ Printable Symptom & Mood Tracker (Google Sheet)

• Finally connect the dots between your symptoms, moods, and hormones. Because some days you need receipts for your sanity (or for your GP)

💬 You’ll Learn:

• Why your brain feels foggy (it’s not early dementia, we promise)
• What’s really going on with that sudden menopause belly
• Why your mood swings could be hormonal sabotage — not weakness
• What to ask your doctor without getting brushed off
• Why libido disappears — and how to talk about it (even with yourself)
• How estrogen affects everything from skin to sleep to sanity
• The grief that comes with feeling like a stranger in your own body
• Why this isn’t the end of you — it’s the start of a new you

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That’s less than a bottle of overpriced hormone-balancing tea you’ll never drink twice.

This is more than an ebook. It’s your survival kit, sanity check, and secret weapon for midlife mayhem.

You deserve answers. You deserve support.

You deserve to feel like yourself again — or at least understand who this new version of you is becoming.

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🎧 Listen on the go | 📘 Read at your pace | 📝 Track what matters

You’re Not Fading — You’re Becoming.

Menopause isn’t the end of your story.

It’s the moment you finally get to name what’s happening, stop apologising for how you feel, and start showing up for you.

This is the manual we should’ve been handed at 38.

Warm. Honest. Smart. Slightly sweary. And deeply needed.

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